Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Someone came in the potted fern
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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