she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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