Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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