she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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