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Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
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I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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