Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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