we made out on top of his cat.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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