SEEEEXXX PLEASE
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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