if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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