He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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