I wish I could punch you in the face.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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