can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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