the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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