So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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