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(401): View more from Rhode Island

i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.

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(905): View more from Toronto

Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.

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(970): View more from Colorado

she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.

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(305): View more from Florida

He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.

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(229): View more from Georgia

New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.

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(503): View more from Oregon

ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking

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(613): View more from Ontario

So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.

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