Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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