It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize