So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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