now i know why i became what i already was.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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