she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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