just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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