from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Randomize