great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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