I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I need moral support for this bender
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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