oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
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Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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