it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
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I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
its liver damage thursday
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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