I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
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sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
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