I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
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The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
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If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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