So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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