She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
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