He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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