I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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