Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
