I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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