You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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