Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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