She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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