Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
