3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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