why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
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We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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