that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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