Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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