yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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