there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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