I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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