white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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