Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
What drink are we having for lunch?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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