Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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