Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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