Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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