The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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