btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Do vagina's smell?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
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if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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