i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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