Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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