There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Randomize
