You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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